The brinks of insanity.

The following are a compilation of what I have said in the past three hours. Enjoy.

• "Every fiber of my being is rebelling against this annotated bibliography."
• "I'm using Wiki as a source for my paper. Sue me."
• "Please excuse my awkwardness. I think I'm getting bed sores from laying on my bed for two hours without moving."
• "If I could I would express my love to you all by flying you to a rice field in Asia where we could have a rose petal fight. Doesn't that sound lovely. But alas, I can't afford it."
• "I have the attention span of a six-year-old."